Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Global Warming Responsible For...

I just read an article off of the Fox News website. It is fantastic. Please read for the details, but here is the short list of what Global Warming fanatics claim:

Global warming causes...
  1. Cannibalism
  2. The death of the Loch Ness Monster
  3. Rising cost of beer
  4. Deadly python takeover
  5. Kidney Stones
  6. Skinny Whales
  7. Shark Attacks
  8. Black Hawk Down
  9. Frozen penguin babies
  10. Killer stingrays

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