Top 5 Signs Christmas Is Over

5. Radio stations, television stations, and department stores are already advertising for Valentine’s Day.

4. The dog is depressed that his personal fire hydrant (the tree) has suddenly disappeared.

3. Your significant other or children are already talking about their birthdays and what they would like.

2. Teachers and students start counting down the days to Spring Break and know exactly when Inauguration, President’s, and Martin Luther King days are.

1. Do you remember that cat you had? The one that was always giving you attention before the Christmas tree came out? Well, the cat is back, more talkative than ever, since you’ve taken down her tree and all of her toys, ornaments.